When two people get along for a long time, if there is a lack of interest, the relationship will inevitably become dull. Therefore, in the process of getting along with your girlfriend, it is very necessary to occasionally say some disgusting or dirty love words to increase the interest. Today, the editor will bring you some dirty words to trick your girlfriend. Saying these words more often will definitely add a lot of spice to your relationship.
1. Male: You only get lucky twice in your life.
Female: Which two times?
Male: Once I met you, once I slept with you till the end.
2. Man: Do you know what the most beautiful picture I have ever seen is?
Woman: What is it?
Man: It makes me sweat like rain. Down.
3. Man: People generally have 206 bones, and I have 207.
Female: Why?
Male: Because I met you.
4. Man: Your father is a thief, right?
Woman: Why?
Man: He stole the stars and used them as your eyes.
5. Male: Please mind your mouth.
Female: Why?
Male: Because I will kiss you at any time.
6. Male: I think I’m very carefree.
Female: Why?
Male: Because I like everything about you.
7. Man: I am really stupid.
Female: What’s the matter?
Male: Apart from liking you, I can’t do anything else
8.Male: I am a practical person
Female: So what?
Male: I believe that love grows over time.
9. Male: I like you who love to cry.
Female: Why?
Male: Because there is a lot of water.
10. Male: Tonight, let’s talk about life.
Female: What can we talk about?
Male: Okay, actually it’s okay to be a stranger.
11. May I be thinking of you, holding you in my arms, and pressing you beneath me.
12. You asked me to develop six-pack abs, and I asked you to develop a good voice.
13. The life I long for most is having three meals a day with you.
14. I am willing to work as a cow or a horse for you, as long as you give me grass.
15. Except that you can cry when I slap you, I won’t let you cry at any other time.
16. How hard I work in bed proves how much I love you.
17. Can you put your finger in my coffee and swirl it around? That way I don’t have to put sugar.
18. The most beautiful sound I have ever heard is your breathing in bed.
19. I heard that the girl manages the family well, and I would like to hear the details for the rest of my life.
20. Can you use my excess to fill your hole?
21. It may be hopeless to lose weight. It’s not that I don’t exercise or diet, it’s because of me I have you in my heart.
22. I originally wanted to give you the best gift, but the courier refused to send it to you.
23. Recently I want to change my job to be a courier. In this way, express delivery can be delivered near your home every day. When delivering the express delivery to you, I can say: Hello, your baby has arrived, please sign for it.
24. The longer it lasts, the more valuable it is. Apart from fine wine, the only thing left is my deep love for you.
25. I don’t miss you very much, I just toss and turn and can’t sleep. When I close my eyes, you are always swimming in my mind.
26. When you are tired of being a girl, you should tell me and I will ask you to be my wife. Wouldn’t that be great?
27. I want to be your warm sun. , Accompany you in spring, give you sunshine in summer, give you harvest in autumn, and give you warmth in winter.
28. After thinking about it for a long time, I finally plucked up the courage to toss a coin. Heads up means that I confess to you, and reverse means that it is turned over.
